Kids These Days!
They Criticize Classic Music.
Me, singing a song I’ve had stuck in my head since 1999 (before Y2K!): “Later on, on the drive home, I called her mom from a pay phone!”
Kid: “Why didn’t he just use his cell phone?”
Me: “I said I was the cops, and her husband’s in jail. The state looks down on sodomyyyyyy!”
Kid: “No, it doesn’t.”
Me: “ And that’s about the time that bitch hung up on me!”
Kid: “You can’t say that to a woman! Sexist, misogynistic PIG!”
Me: “Nobody likes you when you’re 23!”
Kid: “Nobody likes you because you’re a jerk!”
Me: “What’s my age again? What’s my age again?”
Kid: “Just so you know, I put this on YouTube and you’re already getting death threats. Bye.”